ox baker triumphant
i'm elisabeth. i mostly talk about tv shows, movies, and kitties.
“ you can’t be gay for just one person… unless you’re a lady, and meet ellen.
liz lemon
“ They recently made a porn movie, this is true, about Sarah Palin, and then the same adult actress, Lisa Ann, played me in a porn parody of ‘30 Rock.’ Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy. But I know the most about three-ways.
Tiny Fey at Ad Council dinner, with Sarah Palin in attendance. (via New York Times) (via soupsoup) (via sarahchristine) (via tristn) (via ginandphonics) (via symbiosis) (via estnespes)
paula deen just spanked a raw turkey
he got “fresh” with her when she got some stuffing on her shirt. i love this woman.
“ There may come a day, as I say, when you have cause to sing this song. I hope that that day never comes. At the same time, I know that it will. Let’s not kid each other: you’re going to have a very bad relationship some day. It’s not just gonna suck—it’s gonna suck ass. You’re going to make up a little chart of all the asses that it sucks. There will be an ass chart on your bedroom wall. Your significant other will say “What is this?” and you will say, “Oh, they’re just butts. Just butts.” And she will say “The hell they are—that’s an ass chart!” Where will you be then, oh sinner?
John Darnielle introducing No Children at The Middle East Downstairs in Cambridge, MA, 9.26.06. (via fuckyeahthemountaingoats)
zach galifianakis and michael von showalter
tracy jordan’s crossword
i wish
