the announcer for “on the road with 16 children” is so, so annoying, but i’ve still been watching for 23 minutes and i’m probably going to continue. THE DUGGARZ. LOOK AT US BUY COWBOY HATS, BUT IT’S HECTIC BECAUSE WE HAVE A LITTER OF CHILDREN. i love discovery health. just counting down to “addicted to food” at 2 pm! edit: now they’re at the...
yeah he spit on somebody, yeah he got bitch slapped, but so what? he did exactly...– i love new york marathon makin my day.
Previously On Lost (band) →
quincentuple: “recap rock” aka each week these dudes write a song review of the last Lost episode. it’s actually a lot more awesome than you’d think. they’re even doing a nyc show on sunday. amazing.
dear discovery health,
code blue sucks. obesity specials rule. please tweak your schedule accordingly.
pretty eventful day you guyz!!!! lovin that taco bell, two star wars movies (i’m officially no longer one of those people who have never seen the old ones. one more to go! same with back to the future), narrowly avoided parking ticket, really good episode of lost, well spent quality time that i constantly wish i had more of! well tomorrow my parents go out of town, and i have to be...
i’m very tongue-in-cheek. i’m very witty.– douchebag science guy on top chef.
what the hell is wrong with people. seriously. →
i don’t get it. do they ever even, like, say that rudolph’s nose is...– to be fair, he followed it with “that’s probably the stupidest thing i’ve ever said”
You are all over the map today, when it comes to emotions and behavior. You may...– astrology.com’s cancer reading today. not remotely true, but i appreciated the monkey reference!
sergio says: (12:18:07 AM)
sergio says: (12:18:09 AM)
my ass is off me
sergio says: (12:18:14 AM)
and i'm just rollin around laughin bout it
i don’t get how i left san francisco in the most perfect conditions, and now that i get home it’s pouring rain! but i just took a really nice bath followed by a really long shower, and jennifer’s coming over, and i can’t wait to unpack all of my shit and move back into my bedroom! now all i have to do is get out of having to go back to my shitty job… yeesh.
“sunshine, baby sunshine coming right out of...
last night in the dorms. i’m gonna miss so many things! but there are more things i’m excited about than things i’m sad about at this point, by like… tenfold. just had to look tenfold up to make sure i was usin it in the right context, and i totes am! can’t wait to be hoooome.
jazz meant slimming. and i said that.
ain’t nobody cuttin off my figgy puddin– jazmine aka mo’nique in phat girlz MAH FAVE I LOVE THIS NIGHT
I DON’T SPEAK FRANCE… french– me whoooopzzz
JAZZ AND ELISABETH LOVE ZOE. THANKS FOR THE REBLOG GIRRRL. LOVE, JAZZ AND ELISABETH
RICK, I’M THE BIGGEST BOSS THAT YOU SEEN THUS FAR– me whisperin/singing tha boss by rick ross
Alex Boyadjian: i like the MADE: IM FAT ones better
Alex Boyadjian: i mean true life
Alex Boyadjian: ahahahah if you ever wanted to be made fat
correction on my last post: polar bears actually have an under-fur, so they aren’t completely clear. jazz and i were a little suspicious so we wikipedia’d it. screw you mary ward hall, thanks internet!
a polar bear’s fur isn’t white, it’s clear. so many bear facts, thanks mary ward hall!
i knowww, me too.
A Beauftail Nightmare 2
28) Ever talked to someone that was high? YEAH. LOL.– myspace surveys with a purpose, that’s what i like to see.
only jennifer would text me to update me on how her skin is, and ask about mine. anyway, this week has gone by brutally slowly. or maybe i’m just crazy! thanks for the fee hike, sf state! besides increasingly low funds in the good ol’ bank account, only good things to look forward to.
douchebag. can't wait to live together!!
beth says: (9:11:08 PM)
hahahaha yeah i found that picture circa google
beth says: (9:11:22 PM)
ive also decided im going to start using the word circa in the wrong context
beth says: (9:11:37 PM)
because, im sure i will sound smart to someone at on occasion or another!
the hypocrisy is this: 40% of americans have smoked or will smoke marijuana...– michael ian black
goodnight 4:33 am
this is probably what giving birth feels like!– jazz, trying to open her impossible bottle of champagne
yeah, it’s like the godfather, where you have to pay attention to every...– sergio, discussing norbit