i don’t think it’s sad to have goals. i think it’s a sign of...– beth, after me saying it was sad that one of her dreams is to beat me in helicopter
tabitha: Here’s the video, Maura. I seriously laugh so hard whenever I watch it even after spending a whopping 20 minutes putting it together.. i’m laughing so hard. beth hates me, whatevah!! i’m da perfect roommate.
circle of life
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Tabby: Thanks, Astronomy Jazz.
Jazz: It's GEOGRAPHY Jazz, thank you very much.
Me: You mean Geology Jazz?
Jazz: Yeah, whatever.
i’m seriously already so sick of summer classes and only one week in. out of five. and i don’t want to work for you, godiva, but i do need a job and you’re the first people to give me an interview. and why did you schedule my interview so dangerously close to me getting out of school, manager lady? right after we talked about how anal i am about being on time, and how anal you...
the dark knight was seriously just as good as i expected. the worst thing about it is i’ll never be able to see it for the first time ever again, and experience that crazy excitement. until they make another one!!! sometimes i really love the money-hungry people in hollywood.
sergio says: (1:46:45 AM)
i think i might start wearing jnco as a matter of fact!
sergio says: (1:46:52 AM)
you're lookin at a whole new sergio baby
sergio says: (1:46:56 AM)
but at least he doesn't smoke anymore!
lisa says: (1:47:07 AM)
ohh my goodness you in dose jeans
sergio says: (1:47:36 AM)
hahaha i should get one with like...an embroidered pit bull biting a chain with an 8 ball attached, jumping out of a raging fire
sergio says: (1:47:52 AM)
like right under the left back pocket
sergio says: (1:48:00 AM)
sick azz jeanz
Safeway Deli Counter Man: Excuse me miss, but if you can name the band that sings this song I'll give you a free soda.
Me: ...I'm sorry, I have no idea.
Safeway Deli Counter Man: It's Huey Lewis and the News... ever heard of them?
Me: Yeah, I think so, but I don't really know what they sound like!
Safeway Deli Counter Man: Really? Well, you've heard of them?
Me: In American Psycho.
Safeway Deli Counter Man: Wow, I didn't even know they were in that. Really? Well, here, take it anyway.
Me: ~~getz dr. pepper fo' free~~
OKAY JAZZ, here’s the deal, get your facts straight, zwinky isn’t even compatible for macs. unfortunately.
Beth's Dad: Yeah they sell a lot of furniture at Target anymore.
Jazz, Elisabeth, and Sergio: Yeah...
Beth: That doesn't make any sense.
Beth's Dad: Yes it does.
Beth: They sell a lot of furniture at Target anymore?
Beth's Dad: Yeah it does. They didn't sell it before, now they sell it... anymore.
what can lizards do that snakes can’t? stretch their legs.– ohh the jokes under the popsicle part of big sticks are always so rewarding.
A popular theory these days is superstring theory, which postulates that there...– michael ian black
if i ever googled ‘do bros surf?’– jazz
nothing like sitting on your couch that you bought with your roommate watching recess and eating cheerios on monday morning.
my volcano! my simple machines! my car that runs on hope!– various science fair contestants in “the mighty b”
i’m puttin on pj pants cause dese mothafuckaz is restrictiiiive.
TAKE A BIG STEP BACKWARDS, LAKEHURST GUY– i thought he said lakewood.
you suck isaacs. you suck so bad.– mia, in mourning for her dead boyfriend and blaming toby isaacs for something. i love degrassi.
we have internet!!!
WHAT THE FUCK SIMZ