Oh, I’m up against that bitch, Meryl Streep.– Meryl on her double Golden Globe nomination (via fuckyeahmerylstreep)
I must admit I would never have thought of serving fish with allspice and taco...– anonymous, regarding sandra lee’s halibut tacos with fish salsa (food network humor)
How can I cheer up this orphaned kid? By showing him the DVD of Dodgeball? Well,...– ben stiller as himself, extras
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
definitely no cheese in a can.
(517): Still at the library. i hate tax...
harrypotterismylife: TFLN. any text from last night HP-related is the best.
Wife was offended when I said she smelled “yeasty.– michael ian black