miguel prado has the beefiest neck. ever.
Ron: (pointing at the Powerpoint presentation of their host) Hey Roman, google me in ten years, that's going to be me.
Roman: The only way I'm googling you in ten years is if you get very creative in the way that you kill yourself.
my name is judge
He’s very interested in what I think of his genitals … He’s got such a huge...– NPH when asked by a reporter what he thought of Jason Segel’s full frontal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. How Neil Patrick Harris Became Hollywood’s First (Openly) Gay Breakthrough Star — New York Magazine (via popculturebrain) (via maeby)
that’s always nice, when you get a little juice run into your bling.– guy fieri, as grease from a sandwich runs down his hand and onto his bracelets.
vincent from lost has an imdb page →
and apparently (s)he howls whenever hurley sings.
have you ever seen a little boy wipe his peeper? …me either.– brandon pank
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