March 2011
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“U gotta give NatPort mad props 4 her role in ‘Black Swan’ because...”
– Hipster Runoff
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February 2011
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Bob: Do you remember when Harry got put in the chokey?
Me: What about when Snape killed the Trunchbull?
Sergio: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
“Ugh, I’ve seen that movie so many times since we started dating.”
– Sergio re: The Devil Wears Prada. I DO WHAT I WANT.
20 Amazing Unicorns →
molls
The Oscars Drinking Game | Buzzfeed →
popculturebrain:
If you’re not too busy live tweeting/blogging.
OSCAR PARTY
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“you know how everyone thinks fashion comes from europe? that’s not true....”
– just remembered this customer i had recently. 2 weeks until i never have to pretend to be nice to mall idiots ever again.
“That’s very Lindsay Lohan in ‘Georgia Rule.’”
– Maura, very philosophical during a T Swift discussion
“Literally, if I was a millionaire I’d just go to Hot’s everyday.”
– Maura, fully addicted to fried shrimp tacos
“It beat American Idol in some markets, in case you were wondering”
– Lisa (via dumpie)
I stand with Planned Parenthood →
handkerchiefsandwich:
Sign it. Now.
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EGGS ARE WEIRD GUYS
wanna talk about it?
“I lived in the pit for the better part of last year and made some vermin...”
– Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
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Miley Cyrus to Host SNL March 5 | People →
popculturebrain:
“That’s pretty cool.”
YES let this become as great as the britney episode
definitely perfecting my paula deen impression
i can tell sergio loves watching food network with me. BUTTUR.
I love when it's someone's birthday
drinkyourjuice:
and suddenly they’re princess Diana on facebook.
“Thank you everyone SO much for the birthday wishes! I’d reach out to all of you if I could, but I’m far too popular and overcome with sentiment at this time. Please accept this status as acknowledgment of your efforts to associate yourself with me.”
