U gotta give NatPort mad props 4 her role in ‘Black Swan’ because...– Hipster Runoff
Bob: Do you remember when Harry got put in the chokey?
Me: What about when Snape killed the Trunchbull?
Sergio: What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Ugh, I’ve seen that movie so many times since we started dating.– Sergio re: The Devil Wears Prada. I DO WHAT I WANT.
20 Amazing Unicorns →
The Oscars Drinking Game | Buzzfeed →
popculturebrain: If you’re not too busy live tweeting/blogging. OSCAR PARTY
you know how everyone thinks fashion comes from europe? that’s not true....– just remembered this customer i had recently. 2 weeks until i never have to pretend to be nice to mall idiots ever again.
That’s very Lindsay Lohan in ‘Georgia Rule.’– Maura, very philosophical during a T Swift discussion
Literally, if I was a millionaire I’d just go to Hot’s everyday.– Maura, fully addicted to fried shrimp tacos
It beat American Idol in some markets, in case you were wondering– Lisa (via dumpie)
I stand with Planned Parenthood →
handkerchiefsandwich: Sign it. Now.
EGGS ARE WEIRD GUYS
wanna talk about it?
I lived in the pit for the better part of last year and made some vermin...– Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
Miley Cyrus to Host SNL March 5 | People →
popculturebrain: “That’s pretty cool.” YES let this become as great as the britney episode
definitely perfecting my paula deen impression
i can tell sergio loves watching food network with me. BUTTUR.
I love when it's someone's birthday
drinkyourjuice: and suddenly they’re princess Diana on facebook. “Thank you everyone SO much for the birthday wishes! I’d reach out to all of you if I could, but I’m far too popular and overcome with sentiment at this time. Please accept this status as acknowledgment of your efforts to associate yourself with me.”