At the end of the day, we live in a world with good food and people we can love...– John Darnielle (via muchfurtherwest)
roomie night in
HGTV marathon talking about plastic surgery & feminism learning about our tear ducts baby elephant videos on youtube
someone i'm friends w/ on facebook just added...
i think it’s time for a break from that shit.
at a chill coffee location w/ tabitha, discussing white ppl
who the fuck styles alison sweeney on biggest...
someone should fire them.
is the whole punching and violently shaking at a...
every tv show tells me yes.
Huh, I never really knew what they meant when they said ‘mild weather,’ but dang...– Hank Hill (via wematanye)
Lunch Break @ 8:30
rennaming it to Diet Coke break.
My baby thinks Tyra Banks needs to get over...
mybabyisaverage: We agreed with him, for once. On the makeover episode, my baby got a long blond weave and bleached eyebrows. He looked terrible.
yerba mate day two
even less tired + even less hungry (don’t worry y’all i love carbs too much to stop eating despite my hunger levels, but it’s a nice change because i am literally hungry 24/7) + feeling fresh/beautiful + READY FOR THE FUTURE. if this is the placebo effect do not tell me i will literally hunt you down and punch you in the head.
yerba mate update: day one
smells like dirt, tastes like green tea (only one step above dirt in my opinion) felt a little revitalized at first fell asleep at my desk for 20 minutes felt revitalized again! am not starving for once
most common complainy office chat
Human 1: How's it going?
Human 2: Oh... it's going.
you need to soften every single bone in your face.– valuable tyra advice
I always said suits are the equalizer for guys bc you can only be judged on UR...– lex texts