April 2011
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“At the end of the day, we live in a world with good food and people we can love...”
– John Darnielle (via muchfurtherwest)
March 2011
53 posts
roomie night in
HGTV marathon
talking about plastic surgery & feminism
learning about our tear ducts
baby elephant videos on youtube
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someone i'm friends w/ on facebook just added...
i think it’s time for a break from that shit.
http://twitpic.com/4dlms0 →
at a chill coffee location w/ tabitha, discussing white ppl
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who the fuck styles alison sweeney on biggest...
someone should fire them.
is the whole punching and violently shaking at a...
every tv show tells me yes.
“Huh, I never really knew what they meant when they said ‘mild weather,’ but dang...”
– Hank Hill (via wematanye)
Lunch Break @ 8:30
rennaming it to Diet Coke break.
My baby thinks Tyra Banks needs to get over...
mybabyisaverage:
We agreed with him, for once. On the makeover episode, my baby got a long blond weave and bleached eyebrows. He looked terrible.
yerba mate day two
even less tired + even less hungry (don’t worry y’all i love carbs too much to stop eating despite my hunger levels, but it’s a nice change because i am literally hungry 24/7) + feeling fresh/beautiful + READY FOR THE FUTURE. if this is the placebo effect do not tell me i will literally hunt you down and punch you in the head.
yerba mate update: day one
smells like dirt, tastes like green tea (only one step above dirt in my opinion)
felt a little revitalized at first
fell asleep at my desk for 20 minutes
felt revitalized again!
am not starving for once
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most common complainy office chat
Human 1: How's it going?
Human 2: Oh... it's going.
“you need to soften every single bone in your face.”
– valuable tyra advice
“I always said suits are the equalizer for guys bc you can only be judged on UR...”
– lex texts
