October 2011
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“The thing is, if she didn’t try so hard, she’d probably be as cool...”
– My Loving Perfect Boyfriend
Boss: You're a cat person. I can tell.
Me: What? I'm not like, a TYPICAL cat person!! I like all animals.
Boss: Let me just ask you this question, and I honestly don't know the answer so I'm just asking. How frequently do you post pictures of your cat being cute on Facebook?
Me: ....
September 2011
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Me: do you really have the year 2007 as part of your e-mail address?
Dad: why not?
Me: it dates you, no one wants to e-mail someone from 2007
Dad: 2007 is right in the corner
Me: the corner of what?
Dad: my life
Me: you're done
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Exec Producer Betsy Thomas: There's Room Among... →
UGHHHHH SHUT UPPPPPP.
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“It’s like Sbux asking me how many pumps of Pumpkin Spice I want. I am not...”
– Lex
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“Ugh, how much I love and want to marry a fictional meth manufacturer is VERY...”
– Kelly @ Videogum on Jesse Pinkman
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“She’s beautiful for sure. People who cant see that are not my friends. I...”
– Lex re: Miley Cyrus
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public enemy number one
synecdoche:
someone who says “oh, i don’t watch television.”
only behind someone who says “kill your tv”
“You’d probably go halfway to hell just for knowing me… You got that...”
– Lex on the afterlife
“As my headshot photographer said, ‘This is LA, we’re all bi.’”
– Lex
“YOU ASKED IF HE HAD BLUE EYES. THAT’S A BULLSHIT QUESTION.”
– me, passionate abt Guess Who
“Does your person have any specific chunks of hair? Ya know like fran, or even...”
– Guess Who, unusual questions verj
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