SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!– Skyler White/Me, to my cats every morning around 6:30 AM
Lex: IT IS SO HARD TO RESPECT YOURSELF
Lex: but these taquitos help
i hate myspace for making me pay attention to what stupid tom does to his stupid...– Sometimes when it’s 2AM but you don’t want to sleep because when you wake up it’ll be Monday, you press the “Random” button on your Tumblr for an hour and you come across gems like this from 2007. And then you delete it to make ur internet brand more...
This book has to be about the color purple. I think it’s a baby book. It looks...– Judging a Book by its Cover: A 6 Year Old Guesses What Classic Novels Are All About
Lex: what do i eat for dinner ugh
Lex: i feel like ive eaten everything in the world
Me: i know
Me: i'm sick of everything
Me: i'll just have a sad lean cuisine pizza
Me: so sad
Lex: omg that is
Lex: is it like lunchables size
Me: no it's like 4 inches in diameter? just like a ~personal pizza~
Me: i like the pepperoni ones lol
Lex: im gonna cry for u
Lex: I FEEL EVERYTHING SO DEEPLY
Lex: liking the pepperoni ones u r so cute
Lex: like a little kid who has nothing, like one toy, and she says she likes the hair on her doll bc its her favorite color
Lex: I CANT
Lex: TEARS IN EYES
I’m just gonna say, if this all ends in December, this conversation was...– Maura
The best day of school I ever had was the last day of third grade and…– Maura Musial, starting a story
Maura: Being in the sun all day is exhausting!
Me: I was in the sun all day too and I'm not falling asleep!
Maura: I know, but you're a miracle. I'm not a miracle.